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Best Laid Plans

by Christopher Gates

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1.
Pull up your white socks, Slip on your shoes, The turn’s arrived now to sing the blues. Comb down your mullet, Trim your moustache, Take your image from a faded photograph. And if its gone, before it’s done Take out the photograph, And lie it flat, And never know what’s wrong with that, It’s gone, your never wrong, Your never wrong. Your early flyer, Open your box, Your queuing system, your flowing locks. Your tattooed chairman, His tattooed wife, The skinny girl, legs don’t meet, been under the knife And if its gone, before it’s done Take out the photograph, And lie it flat, And never know what’s wrong with that, It’s gone, your never wrong, Your never wrong. No never more, never a moment to yourself, The shiny lights are your escape, Everyone knows you And your generously healthy lack of pride. And if its gone, before it’s done Take out the photograph, And lie it flat, And never know what’s wrong with that, It’s gone, your never wrong, Your never wrong. Pull up your white socks slip on your shoes the time’s arrived now to pay your dues A Sunday funday a drunken laugh take your image from a faded photograph take your image from a faded photograph
2.
There's a smell you get nowhere else you can feel it in the air there's an expectation They've made an empty bed be careful how you tread can you remember who brought you here in the first place Time doesn't seem to move you've nothing left to prove except that you can chew your food and life doesn't seem to exist so don't try to resist Y ou're down among the dead men down among the dead men down among the dead men I know it makes you smile to play dead for a while do you even know what day it is And where's the dignity it's no fun for me at least you can pretend you're deaf And time doesn't seem to move you've nothing left to prove except that you can chew your food and life doesn't seem to exist so don't try to resist You're down among the dead men down among the dead men down among the dead men He used to be a player cool cat cool, never without a hat or a tie or a twinkle in his bright blue, well worn eye, never shy always willing to try never giving up, giving in, giving out giving in, giving out giving in, giving out
3.
What If..? 05:31
I could be married to a film star If i hadn’t lied all those years ago I could be working in a science lab If id have know all i needed to know I could have spoken to the future If I’d have recognised the past Imagination like a suture A banquet where there was a fast So what if? What now? What ho What how? No voice No debts No choice No regrets I could have made the first eleven If I’d known the faintest thing about balls i sung “you’ll never get to heaven” Lived in a flat when I could have lived in halls I didn’t recognise the future when it came to me me at last I would have been a worthy suitor If I hadn’t been so crass So what if? What now? What ho What how? No voice No debts No choice No regrets So what if? What now? What ho What how? No voice No debts No pool No pets So what if? What now? What ho What how? No voice No debts No choice No regrets And now I’m sitting on the corner Cup at my feet and belief in my outstretched hand If I could go back I would warn her life could be good if it hadnt been so grand
4.
Here With Me 04:03
I never thought that you'd have so much baggage the day I brought you home I'm trying to restrain my own ambition, take you down from the throne, But I've been up and down these stairs so many times, its hard to stay awake, and I dream about the life we're gonna lead and the plans we're gonna make But as long as you're here with me, the sky will never fall, as long as you're here with me I'm feeling ten feet tall, as long as you're here with me the world will never end... I hope you'll always count me as your friend. I'm gonna handle you so very gently, I'm scared you're gonna break. I know it's not exactly pioneering, the route we chose to take, But I'm ready as I'm ever gonna be, and baby now you're here, I'll hold you just as tightly as I can to wash away your fears But as long as you're here with me, the sky will never fall, as long as you're here with me I'm feeling ten feet tall, as long as you're here with me the world will never end... I hope you'll always count me as your friend. And it hurts so much to see you cry, It's more than I can Stand, So when you snap your fingers or stamp your feet, I'm at your Command The words I'm singing may be mediocre, The meaning's from the soul. It's just for now because when we are older we may reverse the roles. So take it and enjoy it while you can, ‘Cos soon you'll be ashamed, and never let the world get you down make sure you stake your claim But as long as you're here with me, the sky will never fall, as long as you're here with me I'm feeling ten feet tall, as long as you're here with me the world will never end... I hope you'll always count me as you're here with me, the sky will never fall, as long as you're here with me I'm feeling ten feet tall, as long as you're here with me the world will never end... I hope you'll always count me as your friend.
5.
Paraclesis 05:15
Electric correspondence Lines on a page Creditor despondence Lives in a rage The rest of us are hungry The rest of us are mad Some of us are lonely Some of us are bad Come along side me Take me for a drink Don't tell me what to think, But help me Help me help myself Come along side me Don't tell me who to be Just deal with this for me and help me Help me help myself Generous in giving Never quick to take Abundantly living For everybody's sake Some of us are hungry Some of us are poor And they won't stop coming Til they break down your door Come along side me Take me for a drink Don't tell me what to think, But help me Help me help myself Come along side me Don't tell me who to be Just deal with this for me and help me Help me help myself And the light shines brightly in the darkness Like a city on a hill But the monsters wont stop coming Til they get their fill Come along side me Take me for a drink Don't tell me what to think, But help me Help me help myself Come along side me Don't tell me who to be Just deal with this for me and help me Help me help myself Come along side me Take me for a drink Don't tell me what to think, But help me Help me help myself Come along side me Don't tell me who to be Just deal with this for me and help me Help me help myself
6.
BTW 03:39
Have you seen the sky today? looks like rain, slightly overcast Did you hear of Bill and Jane? split up again, I knew it wouldn’t last (by the way I love you) Look at that guy over there what does he look like? Wouldn’t be caught dead you’re kidding? no? Is that the truth? I never thought they”d ever get to bed (by the way I love you) By the way, I love you want to be with you wish I could tell you always thinking of you Jimmy’s here, he’s had his hair cut didn’t think it suited him that way Did you see the film last night? Wasn’t great, but watched it anyway (by the way I love you) By the way, I love you want to be with you wish I could tell you always thinking of you By the way, I love you want to be with you wish I could tell you always thinking of you always thinking of you always thinking, always thinking of you
7.
I’m tired and I’m tired of being tired and I hurt from digging in the dirt my vision’s 20/20 and my dreams are ordinary but that doesn’t stop me feeling blue and the best laid plans of mice and men are never guaranteed and then can disappear entirely out of view but that doesn’t stop me loving you you’re great and your the kind of great I ain’t My dreams seem more like tragic schemes The lengths I have to go to and the hoops I have to jump through all seem delivered right on cue and the best laid plans of mice and men are never guaranteed and then can disappear entirely out of view these things are clearly sent to try us It will all be worth it in the end I won’t apologise, I’m biased if you don’t feel it, at least you can pretend and the best laid plans of mice and men are never guaranteed and then can disappear entirely out of view but that doesn’t stop me loving you
8.
Catch You 02:38
No up and down the stairs for you, my love we were on a wing and a prayer, my love no time to stop and stare, my love no time for gas and air my love And now, and forever more I'll Catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart I'll catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart So many things to tell you that you'll never listen to about the trials of life you'll know when you are in my shoes I wanna say, 'I know exactly what you're going through' You're gonna fall and when you fall you're gonna call and then I'll Catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart I'll catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart When love is unrequited and you feel you have to prove to all the uninvited criticising every move when passion is ignited real life is hard to prove You're gonna fall and when you fall you're gonna call and then I'll Catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart I'll catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart He said, 'My little darling I love you, I love you.' no matter what he says now She said, 'Make your choices and stick to them, Some may be right, some may be wrong, but if it's wrong it's ok, you know I'll always Catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart I'll catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart' I'll catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart I'll catch you like I did at the start when you took my freedom and stole my heart
9.
Looks like we've had our summer That was that day last week Tyre around my middle Blisters upon your feet We shouldn't have made it so soon The rain hasn't stopped and the flowers are blooming in time Man couldn't land on the moon But somebody mentioned it happened in '69 Someone turn up the colour The world isn't black and white Life isn't getting duller It's just that you're not so bright We shouldn't have made it so fast People are still auditioning for your part How long are you going to last 'Cos I don't believe that a photocopy is art I don't know when the sun stopped shining I don't know when it started to rain I don't know how to make things better I only hope you remain ou'd better change the CD I think that this one is scratched Tackle you in a wrestle 'cos we're so evenly matched We shouldn't have moved the platoon The enemy's closing and here I am croning away We've all had enough of this tune So I'll finish here and I've run out of things to say! Anyway...
10.
Don't Let Go 03:33
Kids hanging around this town, with a frown in time to remind me that I'm not so young Arms locked in that awkward way only they do as if to say she's mine and I cant let go so don't let go don't ever let go Don't let go Don't let go don't let go Life filled with regret, yet never upset enough to forget and let you be on your own mind locked in that awful way and your natural state is to hate and say to you don't let go, so don't let go don't ever let go Don't let go Don't let go dont let go I see beauty in the pavement cracks I see people buying heart attacks I see no-one takingin the facts I see someone saying don't let go so don't let go don't ever let go Don't let go Don't let go dont let go
11.
Clarity 03:15
I won't make the same mistake twice I'll make it again and again Don't come to me for advice Don't come to me to make friends Cos I like the sound of the sea The waves of fortune and truth The games of passion and folly Not limited exclusively to youth With heartache comes clarity With falling comes gravity With truth comes disparity With heartache comes clarity I'm trying hard to adapt I'm working on being me Not knowing how to react Not knowing how to be free Now I'm not a man who is strong And I have been known to cry And I'm occasionally wrong I'm gonna pack my bags Raise my head Ignore my lessons Then I'll spread my loving, giving, foolish arms And fly With heartache comes clarity With falling comes gravity With truth comes disparity With heartache comes clarity With heartache comes clarity With falling comes gravity With truth comes disparity With heartache comes clarity I'm gonna pack my bags Raise my head Ignore my lessons Then I'll spread my loving, giving, foolish arms And fly

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The debut album from singer songwriter Christopher Gates.
Chris says, 'Some of these songs have kicking around for years, so it was about time they saw the light of day.'

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released June 3, 2022

Christopher Gates - All instruments except;
Matt Lewis - Bass guitar, tracks 1, 2,5 & 7
Jonathan Wingfield - Bass guitar, tracks 4, 9, 10 &11
Mark Trezise - Piano, track 9
And Buddy on the Drums

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